Once upon a time there was a duck called Terrance, he was a timid duck with very few other friends because not many other people saw him as a nice person but instead as a complete retard and didn’t get his personality. One day Terrance decided to swim around for a bit like he normally does, looking for people to throw bread at him and trying to sort out his duck related day such as perfecting his quack and keeping an eye on how much water was left in the river, but today was different, he met a girl duck called Ann and he instantly fell for her, the way she swam, the way she quacked, everything about her was so amazing. So Terrance decided to swim over to Ann and speak to her and they got talking and it appeared that they had a lot in common, they liked the same sort of bread, their favourite band was quacky and they would talk for ages and ages. So Terrance and Ann lived happily ever after. Also there was a dinosaur called Peter and an alien called Tyler in the field opposite because dinosaurs and aliens are just awesome.
Monday, 25 April 2011
Monday, 11 April 2011
Cake and sex
10 Reasons Cake Is Like Sex
1) Cake can be filled with cream
2) After a slice of cake you just want more and more
3) Noone likes washing up after making cake
4) I don't have cake all that often
5) Cake made at home is better then that bought in a shop
6) Some people like eating the cake mixture after the cake has been made
7) You spoon the mixture while making cake
8) You have cake on your birthday as a treat
9) No matter how much you dress up cake its still cake at the end of the day
10) Cake makes me orgasm
10 reasons Cake is better than sex
1) 99p cake isn't all that bad
2) You can be lonely and still eat cake
3) You can have cake and not feel guilty afterwards
4) You don't have to ask the cake permission to eat it for it to be legal
5) Cake of any age can be eaten
6) You don't have to wear protection when eating cake
7) Eating cake with your family is fine
8) Cake can be eaten as often as you want and it won't feel used
9) You can eat cake quietly
10) It is acceptable to eat cake even though it doesn't move and lacks a pulse
10 reasons Sex is better than cake
1) Most of the time sex is free
2) You lose calories when having sex
3) Sex is useful as it keeps human race going
4) Exessive sex doesn't lead to diabetes
5) You can talk to the person you had sex with afterwards
6) You can brag that you've just had sex
7) Sex can make you feel good about yourself
8) Having sex doesn't make people question your sexuality
9) Randomly having sex doesn't make people ask if you're upset
10) Having sex is just about the most enjoyable thing that you can do
1) Cake can be filled with cream
2) After a slice of cake you just want more and more
3) Noone likes washing up after making cake
4) I don't have cake all that often
5) Cake made at home is better then that bought in a shop
6) Some people like eating the cake mixture after the cake has been made
7) You spoon the mixture while making cake
8) You have cake on your birthday as a treat
9) No matter how much you dress up cake its still cake at the end of the day
10) Cake makes me orgasm
10 reasons Cake is better than sex
1) 99p cake isn't all that bad
2) You can be lonely and still eat cake
3) You can have cake and not feel guilty afterwards
4) You don't have to ask the cake permission to eat it for it to be legal
5) Cake of any age can be eaten
6) You don't have to wear protection when eating cake
7) Eating cake with your family is fine
8) Cake can be eaten as often as you want and it won't feel used
9) You can eat cake quietly
10) It is acceptable to eat cake even though it doesn't move and lacks a pulse
10 reasons Sex is better than cake
1) Most of the time sex is free
2) You lose calories when having sex
3) Sex is useful as it keeps human race going
4) Exessive sex doesn't lead to diabetes
5) You can talk to the person you had sex with afterwards
6) You can brag that you've just had sex
7) Sex can make you feel good about yourself
8) Having sex doesn't make people question your sexuality
9) Randomly having sex doesn't make people ask if you're upset
10) Having sex is just about the most enjoyable thing that you can do
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